A qualification to my poem

By the way I would like to qualify my "ouzo" poem, as I have been getting an endless amount of rib...

1. I wrote the poem before I'd ever tried the stuff. (Experience isn't everything, as C.S. Lewis insists, otherwise reading is a waste of time)
2. No I've never drunk gasoline
3. I've never "worshipped the porcelain god"
4. I've never been drunk.

Ouzo is gross.

Now go away!

(j/k... don't really, please...)